LMAO. I was signing up a nuffnang account for MyPDACafe.com and look what i got for the Captcha! amusing :)

Almost every house-hold have this wall mounted fan. Do you use the i(Fk)think brand?? I am using 2 and now both of them are broken, for the same reason... a broken neck. This is freaking retard, not 1 unit but 2. and their lifespan was below 5 years. MLSC... i have another 2 unit NOT from ithink and they still works and not broken -- and they cost the same. 

Will i use ithink product again? well, i fckuing dont think so! i am sending an email to www.ithink.com.my

And by the way, they can't even get their SEO right.I tried google on "ithink" and i cannot find results with their own URL there... or they actually trying to hdie it? hire me ithink, i'll do your SEO and you can give me lifetime support of my wall fans. oh no, wait, i dont want your friggin' broken fans. :)  

ithink the freaking cheap plastic neck canot hold its head properly and putus...

LOL. I did something and it has killed my OSX on the S10. now it wont boot anymore.

Nvm, reinstalling it later with the new MSIWindosx i just downloaded. @_@

Hehehe. 

Internal joke. This is what happen at 7pm when you have worked infront of the computer for too long. all mess up.  :)))

Teh says (6:46 PM):
what is office fax no?
 
Teh just sent you a nudge.
 
Daddycat says (6:46 PM):
5388575
Daddycat says (6:46 PM):
:)
Daddycat says (6:46 PM):
hehehe
Teh says (6:46 PM):
pjone?
Daddycat says (6:46 PM):
576
Teh says (6:46 PM):
ewhich is phone?
Teh says (6:47 PM):
575 is phone
Teh says (6:47 PM):
?
Daddycat says (6:47 PM):
575 is FAX
Daddycat says (6:47 PM):
576 is TEL
Teh says (6:47 PM):
that's why clien tcomplained
Daddycat says (6:47 PM):
check your namecard
Teh says (6:47 PM):
anemcard printed as 575 tel
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
 
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
my card is 5755 tel
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
576 fax le
Teh says (6:48 PM):
u made one  
Teh says (6:48 PM):
please change the line
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
  your card wrong ?
Teh says (6:48 PM):
throw yr card
Teh says (6:48 PM):
u no use card
Daddycat says (6:49 PM):
i gv alot ppl liao
Daddycat says (6:49 PM):
 
Daddycat says (6:49 PM):
check tommy card fist
Daddycat says (6:49 PM):
 
Teh says (6:49 PM):
i gv more
Daddycat says (6:49 PM):
u go see your card
Teh says (6:49 PM):
i told u my card use my hse fax
Teh says (6:49 PM):
and office tel
Teh says (6:49 PM):
 
Teh says (6:49 PM):
in front of me
Daddycat says (6:49 PM):
o
Teh says (6:49 PM):
u did put my hse fax
Daddycat says (6:50 PM):
your card finish faster, u reprint
Daddycat says (6:50 PM):
hahaa
Teh says (6:50 PM):
and 575 as tel
Daddycat says (6:50 PM):
tat's last time b4 we hv 2 lines
Teh says (6:50 PM):
i write 575 incl. government documents
Teh says (6:50 PM):
no no
Teh says (6:50 PM):
after got 2 lines
Daddycat says (6:50 PM):
o
Teh says (6:50 PM):
i purposely asked u to do that
Daddycat says (6:50 PM):
siao liao
Teh says (6:50 PM):
haha
Teh says (6:50 PM):
 
Teh says (6:51 PM):
i'm holding latest name card
Teh says (6:51 PM):
r u referring to latest name card?
Teh says (6:51 PM):
epf
Daddycat says (6:51 PM):
i only got 1
Teh says (6:51 PM):
socso
Teh says (6:51 PM):
income tax
Daddycat says (6:51 PM):
i dint repprint
Teh says (6:51 PM):
all follow my name card
Teh says (6:52 PM):
bank also
Teh says (6:52 PM):
hlb complained
Teh says (6:52 PM):
asked mego pick up statement
Teh says (6:52 PM):
no one answer
Teh says (6:52 PM):
u gv name card to who?
Daddycat says (6:52 PM):
ppl lo
Daddycat says (6:52 PM):
 
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
nvm they wont call ofice
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
 
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
but tommy card is follow mine
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
hahah
Teh says (6:53 PM):
so follow mine?
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
but his printed docs are   
Teh says (6:53 PM):
which one is first line?
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
575 firstr
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
ooo
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
no
Teh says (6:53 PM):
then shd no change
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
576 firs
Daddycat says (6:53 PM):
576 first
Teh says (6:53 PM):
575 is always tel
Teh says (6:53 PM):
hha
Daddycat says (6:54 PM):
haiz
Daddycat says (6:54 PM):
hahahaha
Teh says (6:55 PM):
tommy still put
Teh says (6:55 PM):
tel/fax:576
Teh says (6:56 PM):
 
Teh says (6:56 PM):
got to sort out this
Teh says (6:56 PM):
again let the wisest decide
Teh says (6:56 PM):
oldest means wisest?
Teh says (6:56 PM):
 
Teh says (6:56 PM):
OM
Daddycat says (6:56 PM):
 
Daddycat says (6:56 PM):
folow 576
Teh says (6:57 PM):
that day LGD called which phone no?
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
coz tommy put both as576
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
u put 576 as tel
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
2 use phone 576  
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
LDG call 575 le
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
ppl been calling 585
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
575
Teh says (6:57 PM):
my card tel is 575
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
hahha
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
fuck
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
soli
Teh says (6:57 PM):
yalor
Teh says (6:57 PM):
575
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
i confused la!
Teh says (6:57 PM):
hahaha
Daddycat says (6:57 PM):
my card put 576
Teh says (6:57 PM):
lol
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
as fax
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
my card tel is 575 also  
Teh says (6:58 PM):
yalor
Teh says (6:58 PM):
this is the right way
Teh says (6:58 PM):
u said want to do this
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
your card 575 is phone
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
my card 575 is phone also
Teh says (6:58 PM):
yes
Teh says (6:58 PM):
yaya
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
  no issue
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
hahahahaha
Daddycat says (6:58 PM):
fuck u  
Teh says (6:59 PM):
i purposedly ask u to put my home fax
Daddycat says (6:59 PM):
hahahaa
Daddycat says (6:59 PM):
no wrong la
Daddycat says (6:59 PM):
LDG oso call the phone
Daddycat says (6:59 PM):
not the fax
Daddycat says (6:59 PM):
the fax we never answer
Daddycat says (6:59 PM):
btw office hv a new look  
Teh says (6:59 PM):
thkiat says:
anemcard printed as 575 tel
Teh says (6:59 PM):
told u from beginning
Teh says (7:00 PM):
YinSee says:
575 is FAX
YinSee says:
576 is TEL
Teh says (7:00 PM):
u gila
Teh says (7:00 PM):
 
Teh says (7:00 PM):
lol
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
Daddycat says (6:47 PM):
check your namecard
Teh says (6:47 PM):
anemcard printed as 575 tel
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
 
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
my card is 5755 tel
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
576 fax le
Teh says (6:48 PM):
u made one  
Teh says (6:48 PM):
please change the line

Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
U gila!
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
hahaha
Teh says (7:00 PM):
YinSee says:
575 is FAX
YinSee says:
576 is TEL
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
u see your reply
Teh says (7:00 PM):
hahaha
Teh says (7:00 PM):
u see this
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
hahahah
Teh says (7:00 PM):
YinSee says:
575 is FAX
YinSee says:
576 is TEL
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
ya lo
Teh says (7:00 PM):
lol
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
then u say wrong
Teh says (7:00 PM):
haaaaaa
Teh says (7:00 PM):
my stomack pain
Teh says (7:00 PM):
 
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):

Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
my card is 5755 tel
Daddycat says (6:48 PM):
576 fax le
Teh says (6:48 PM):
u made one  
Teh says (6:48 PM):
please change the line
Teh says (7:00 PM):
lol
Teh says (7:00 PM):
hahahaa
Daddycat says (7:00 PM):
 
Daddycat says (7:01 PM):
i wan fwd this out
Daddycat says (7:01 PM):
blog it 

Someone just made a complain to me today, damn it the whole company is using IE6 and they say we didnt do their website "properly" because some of the elements are not showing up correctly. I mean come on guys, we are almost 2010 now. Please, if you want to browse the web, at least update your software sikit.

If you have pirated your Windows and afraid of WGA, you can get Firefox (Firefox3 is releasing next week), or Opera (9.5 just released today), or even Safari (now version 3.1.1) ! they are all FREE and they are modern browsers that are made to view MODERN WEBSITES.

So next time before you complain about a website, click Help -> About and find out if you still live in 2001. I have proof ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Explorer_6

1. Employee say TGIF, boss say OMGIFA (oh my god its friday again)

2. 打工的月头开开心心领薪水 老板月尾辛苦找钱发薪水

3. Employee work 8x5, boss have to work 48x7

4. 说当老板有钱，其实有很多 KULI 驾 ALTIS, 老板驾 Kancil

5. 打工的朋友有些薪水一两万，我连 income tax 都要分期付款。真是4896 :))

创业已经是难，守业难不难我没眼看了

最重要还是自己高兴，没有遗憾就好。

(如有雷同 纯属巧合)

Its 5:11pm now, and the election is over. Head over here for some really nice editorial shots of the big day while waiting for the votes to be counted. Does my drawing inspire you ? ;)  http://www.flickr.com/photos/shamshahrin/

 For not paying the bills of RM304.33. MLSC~

after calling and paying, i think the issue is settled. peace tmnuts...

Not so long ago we launched the new Kwong Wah e-Newspaper site, and yesterday one of my staff found out from CARI.com.my that they are copying everything from our web content in their so called "News Sponsored by Kwong Wah". I remember last time's cari is only taking the RSS and the news wasn't on their front-page.

Yeah, sponsored my ass. this is 100% copying and you didn't even put a single link that goes back to KW, this is called leeching you bastard!

now.. should i surprise them with somethign nasty, like replacing all the images to this one below?

Hhahahaa.. for mut u nigger~

Already 5 days.. 6 coming and still no smell of stimx coming back. MLSC. Life without stimx is.. boring :P

Somemore right after the previous post, my hdd, konk. CCB. 100 years of work all gone in vain. i am blaming that on the dial up model i put in the other day. coz it was fine b4 that and after that day the HDD konk. 

back in reality, i just hacked into a cafe's PC to access my pendrive, cbb shopkeeper wont unlock the drive for me to use. i came to download my emails. here's a step by step guide, if you ever visited a cafe using similar system ;)

1. have your friend send you a batch file (.bat) via skype, msn, yahoo or whatever. inside just put "cmd". transfer over and open it.

2. plugged my thumdrive in, disk detected... but canot access, right? no problemo, in command line type start diskmgmt.msc to bring up the disk management. Tada! found the thumdrive. if there's no drive, simply assign a letter to it and we are done ;) with a little inspiration from this article at PCSTATS.com

3. now just type start E: (E: is the drive letter my USB mounted) to get an explorer window with your drive in it. go ahead, do a fdisk or format /s C: D: E: F: G: :)

i wan my stimx :(

TMader-of-all-farkers 

my streamyx has been down since Thursday night and till now it is still down. I have to dig out an old modem card and use the pathetic lovely 1515 (connected at 28.8k) to help solve some customer issue -- otherwise we can't collect payment. GOOD THING THEY DIDNT SUSPEND MY DIALUP ACCOUNT! ;)

and i got some story to share when i called 1300-88-1515. this is when the person on the phone trying to guide you thru the routine troubleshooting steps:

me: "ok i have done all these, they are not working"... (actually i didn't)
hotline: "err..err.." (quiet for few seconds),
(overheard someone shouted): "cuba saja lah!"
hotline: "ok so you have done the basic troubleshooting, now lets try the advanced troubleshooting... bla bla bla (tns...)"
as soon as started telling me to create a dialer, i can't help but tell him impatiently -- "OK, i know what i am doing, can we skip all these? my settings are just FINE. (i am chimou, chimou? i would have probably write that customer-helpdesk-guideline book you are reading if TM is paying me. tiu!)"
and finally he gave up and told me: "pls wait while i transfer you to our technical person"...
me: "OK, TQ!"

(and i waited for about 3 mins) ...
he is back: "sorry sir, our technical person has not come to work yet" -- and that was 9:30am friday. i am bashedx9999.

finally we filed a report and gotten my report number. 5311686. (wow, 5 million reports! i think that number will be reset to 1 every month)

so I have made my report, waited a day, and of coz, i called again today! And this is what i get "your report's deadline is today, so u can't complain until tomorrow if you line is still down"... i am dumb-fucked. 

and oh btw, if you know a way i can ask stimx to pay my expenses on dial up, internet cafe, and deducting the stimx monthly charges for the 3 days down time, do let me know.

Apple unleashed their iPhone not long ago, creating another wave of design revolution in gadget industry after the iPod. Samsung, LG and many are releasing their "Apple inspired" phones soon, even before the real iPhone is going to sell. But strangely, everyone ahbeng ahseng and banggla I've spoken to are keen to see the iPhone in action, and nobody show any knowledge about those other copy-cat phones... another succesful marketing by Apple ;)

In the stock market apparently Apple has been performing very well in their stock too, while many tech company terhempas after the 2000 crisis and only slowly gaining back their market value by now, but Apple has already climbing their new peak, and even GOOG loose to them in the momentum!

If i would have bought some AAPL share back in 2003, i should be at least 4 times fatter now. DAMN!

2 more days to go and i quickly rush to LHDN to get my new PIN for eFilling :P. Come back and login with the new pin, I am surprised to see the vast improvement LHDN has made upon the eFilling system for this year's tax declaration. It has been very much simplified compare to last year's.

Few things i loved-
1. Everything has been simplified to only the necessary - very nice.
2. Before you click the final Hantar button, it will keep your inputs so that you can come back later to make corrections until you are happy with it.
3. just have to go thru page 2,3,4,5, done!
4. No more hanky panky PDF to download and submit.

Overall, Thumbs up! This is how things suppose to be. If you are still filling up the conventional way, make sure u try this next year.

oh btw, i made 72 millions and got taxed for 20 millions -- sucker :)

Just arrived today, my 22" Wide LCD from DELL. 99% happy with it, 1% unsatisfy because of the color is lousy compare to my previous Samsung 19". Next time u wana get a Dell monitor, go Ultrasharp, or get Samsung.

Try out a few games that support wide screen (no, not DOTA)

now busy finding the coolest wallpaper for it.

What do you think ? :)

Recently SK ALMA JAYA's computer has been invaded by tons of worms. They got so bad until everytime when Teresa brings back her thumbdrive from school, my 2nd computer (which is now hers) will get infected almost immediately. That leave me no choice but to install Antivirus (which i must say, am very reluctant to install because they take up disk spaces, and tend to slow down your computer).

I found out about Google Pack via google blog. Google Pack is a collection of free softwares which includes antivirus, antispyware, google earth, etc. Some of them come with a "lite" version and you are able to upgrade to the full version with a fee. You can get to Google Pack via this url: http://pack.google.com

I hope this one provide a minimum level of security. That's all i need for the time being.

Carol is now half year old and Darius is coming to 3! Both of them fallen sick since last month, getting better now but still sneezing and minor coughing. The crazy weather causes these...

be very careful when you let the kids play with paints... Finger Paint ended as face painting ...

Darius in the park (drooling, jumping, and cycling... or more like pushing bike ^_^)

Microsoft is nasty. They tempt us with IE7 but wont let you upgrade unless you have a copy of Windows that will pass the WGA test (Windows Genuine disAdvantage). Couple days ago a friend sent me this 9MB program that can help us poor souls get what we want (IE7!). Not really a secret anyway, i believe anyone who care to dig deeper should know its existant already.

So here's the little magic software

 After clicking "ChangeVLKey .script", your windows become... *ahem* IE7 supported *ahem*

and ya, you didn't hear this from me.

I just discovered a folder filled with files from 1997 to 2003 in my hdd. These can be considered part of my first software project. In those days we are using Foxpro and Windows 95. damp...

Wahahaha.. the nostalgia-retro feeling is sooo gooood.

I couldn't part my home PC to work, so i have put together a piece of crap here for work, and leave my 19" LCD at home. Maybe that's why i enjoy waking up at 5am to work (or watch one episode of 24 Season 6) or staying up till 5am at night.

But checkout this baby, it has got aplenty of muscle (1GB of RAM) although a not so good brain (1.4GHz Athlon Thunderbird, not even a duo core).

No You dont go and steal my XP serial number! Peace baybeh!

PS: damp shit my bedroom's aircon just blew itself up 3am in the morning (seriously, exploded) !!

Dear friends and family and visitors and anonymous stalkers, here's my new phone number, my good old 016 will be ditched by end of next month after serving me for 6 years, because Digi does not have 3G!

if you are reading this, send me an SMS to say hi ^_^

Some recent photos of my kids to share.

Carol is beyond flipping, she is rolling all over the bed now.

We also put her in a walker so she can watch TV :) she fell asleep in the walker yesterday evening...

Carol finally fits her birthday present sent by some friends working in Palm. This baby supports PALM :)

taken during CNY morning, Darius got a nice Vietnamese outfit given by grandma ;)

While the little one trying to understand what's going on ...

this guy already know how to have fun!

and finally, believe it when people say "LIKE FATHER LIKE SON (i will add DAUGHTER too)" !!

happy new year ^_^

Today i burnt a backup of a website into 2 CDs and went out to courier them, one to New York and one to Shanghai. When i come back, the CDs still with me, together with a "WTF" in my head.

I went to 2 shipping companies, and here's what i got:

1. Pos Laju -- oh tak boleh ni, kena dapat surat.
me: surat apa?
poslaju: surat dari FINAS
me: (never heard before) mana ?
poslaju: FINAS, kat bandar peda
me: ok fark it. i try those private services

2. Nationwide Express (i tot private ones are easier to deal with)
me: hi i have this 2 CD i want to send to New York and Shanghai.
staff#1: oh you tanya itu boss
boss#1: hi, let me check... ok china ada, shanghai tak ada...
then suddenly someone hidden in a corner shouted: CD tak boleh kirim!
me: errr.. [damn i was so close to make it]

so now I am going to chuck them CDs into sampah tang, bye bye. heh heh, thanks to those who already make a fortune selling pirated DVDs to Europes and America, now we cant send CD/DVD overseas no more.

Malaysia Boleh!

I've been using Photoshop for many many years.. but all these while i probably clicked less than 50% of all the buttons and menus in photoshop! Today I got a little adventurous and decided to visit the little tab on the right-top corner of CS2, its called "Brushes".

Blew me away! It just open up a hell load of extraordinary things i have yet seen in my life!! ok ok that's  exaggerated, but that's how i felt that time... blow me ;)

I was like .. OWOWOWOW.. wait a minute, what's all these about?

So i click around, play around, and google abit, and finally get the feel of how things work. Neat feature! I still have to put more time into master in order to cerate things that make sense, instead of coming up with some random designs like what you seeing below.

when i got this effect, i typed the word GERNIMO out of no sense. ^_^

and when i got this magical star trail, i was thinking Harry Porter. but everyone knows Harry so i chose to tell you about "stardust". By combining the brush with a stroke path command, i can make them twist and turn nicely (instead of drawing freehand).

and this out is out of the Idol-reality TV, plus this video in YouTube

People alwez say if you live till 99 there's still something for you to learn. Tat's so true. I just learned something and really excited to try it in my next website project!

This link would help you to understand the basic of those little magic under the Brushes tab.